Name: BLOAT
Duration: P00H04M01S
Description: If you don't have a BLOAT in your friend group, you're probably the BLOAT

BLOAT

from Football by Dylan Perkins

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If you don't have a BLOAT in your friend group, you're probably the BLOAT

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Yeah i'm having a party and I didn't invite you because you suck
You take the life out of everything and bring us down with your
theories on how the world is run

I get it i believe you
it's just not the right time
I don't think you're a crazy person
you just got the wrong vibe
how the hell did this conversation get so out of line?

You're the BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
the BLOAT I need to drain out of my side
BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
You got a deep infection you can't hide
BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
Crawl back in the hole that you reside

Yeah i'm having a party with a bunch of a cool ass dudes
and you can't come.
I wish that i could tell you honestly why
but my anxiety gets me feelin stuck

This was sposed to be an easy walk but now it's a climb
there's a tight frame to end a friendship when you're side by side
how the hell did our codependency taste like wine?

You're the BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
the BLOAT I need to drain out of my side
BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
You got a deep infection you can't hide
BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
Crawl back in the hole that you reside

yeah i'm having a get together with all of my friends i truly love
didn't you get the invitation? oh my god,
we're booked up. Damn that sucks!

Sorry that i gotta lie to you but i can't stop now
we're too deep in the story and I have to slow down
Once you're out of my life for good, i'll be happy somehow

You're the BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
the BLOAT I need to drain out of my side
BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
You got a deep infection you can't hide
BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME
Crawl back in the hole that you reside

The BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME, baby!

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from Football, released May 1, 2023

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