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Football

by Dylan Perkins

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1.
My Darkest Hour 03:04
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Dig out the problem at the root This red infection is the proof All of the harm its' done to you kill off this long infected tooooooth In my darkest hour Maybe i will sell some weed To keep myself afloat And buy all of the things i need A working kitchen sink and fridge To match the old decor Every mindless hour just adds to My sadness more Carve out the problem at the root No one will even know its' you Carve out this long infected tooth Carve out the problem at the roooooot There's a hole left in my head It's bleeding Can't smoke or drink at all Now I'm fiending In my darkest hour Maybe i will sell some weed To keep myself afloat And buy all of the things i need A working kitchen sink and fridge To match the old decor Every mindless hour just adds to My sadness more Carve out the problem at the root No one would even know it's you
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Detailed Look Inside of My Brain 03:55
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Are we alone? are you feeling right can you hold on a bit more softly? Are we alone in the universe? I hope they hear me singing awfully! I hear you sayin, "What are you doing with your life?" I'm stuck complaining of how other people live their I am done trying to explain! You can take a picture or a detailed look inside of my brain I am done trying to conform don't take any pictures, I don't see the use or what they're for Are we alone in the universe? I hope they hear me singin' off key are we alone, are you feelin right? Can you hold on a bit more softly? I hear you sayin, "What are you doing with your life?" I'm stuck complaining of how other people live their am done trying to explain! You can take a picture or a detailed look inside of my brain I am done trying to perform for a bunch of backwood hicks who don't know what they're listening for Fucked up running off a high I got everything I wanted last night
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BLOAT 04:01
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Yeah i'm having a party and I didn't invite you because you suck You take the life out of everything and bring us down with your theories on how the world is run I get it i believe you it's just not the right time I don't think you're a crazy person you just got the wrong vibe how the hell did this conversation get so out of line? You're the BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME the BLOAT I need to drain out of my side BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME You got a deep infection you can't hide BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME Crawl back in the hole that you reside Yeah i'm having a party with a bunch of a cool ass dudes and you can't come. I wish that i could tell you honestly why but my anxiety gets me feelin stuck This was sposed to be an easy walk but now it's a climb there's a tight frame to end a friendship when you're side by side how the hell did our codependency taste like wine? You're the BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME the BLOAT I need to drain out of my side BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME You got a deep infection you can't hide BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME Crawl back in the hole that you reside yeah i'm having a get together with all of my friends i truly love didn't you get the invitation? oh my god, we're booked up. Damn that sucks! Sorry that i gotta lie to you but i can't stop now we're too deep in the story and I have to slow down Once you're out of my life for good, i'll be happy somehow You're the BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME the BLOAT I need to drain out of my side BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME You got a deep infection you can't hide BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME Crawl back in the hole that you reside The BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME, baby!
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Football 03:20
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Loudest man in the bar Shoutin' bout the football scores Overpowerin' roars outside Oktoberfest isn't over yet The cop busted me with a weed ciggarette This is a night i'll sure regret And now, everyone is here And i can't shake the feelin' that i'm gonna be dead soon And now, every word i hear Makes me wanna tell the people i love "I'm gonna head out soon!" Loudest man in the bar Shoutin' bout the football scores Overpowerin' roars outside Fucked up, runnin off a high I told myself I wasn't goin' out tonight The fear of missing out sure bites And now, everyone is here And i can't shake the feelin' that i'm gonna be dead soon And now, every word i hear Makes me wanna tell the people i love "I'm gonna head out soon!" he says "Oh I can't believe after this I gotta leave!" Though he tries to put up a fight, he gotta get home to the wife LOUDEST MAN IN THE BAR STOP SHOUTIN' BOUT THE FOOTBALL SCORES YOU'RE OVERPOWERIN' ROARS OUTSIDE [awkward silence]
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Work Life Balance 02:47
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Sit straight! Don't let it break your spine This boring life of mine has kept me well at risk for a mental health decline Just wait! And it will come in time And you will feel inclined To take off your shirt and Sit in bed and whine About the day and how you Threw it all away Sit straight! And keep your back in line And don't be surprised When you're broken down and Fucked up all the time! Tell me bout your day and how you Smoked it all away I'll check the internet and sit inside all day FUCK THAT! Snap out of it! Bring back the person that I know Destructive personality and work life balance doesn't flow I've got this mighty bone to pick I'm feeling nauseous, Stomach sick I've got to tone it down a bit Guess i've been freaking out a bit FUCK THAT! Snap out of it! Bring back the person that I know Destructive personality and work life balance doesn't flow I've got this mighty bone to pick I'm feeling nauseous, Stomach sick I've got to tone it down a bit Guess i've been freaking out a bit Tell me bout your day and how you Smoked it all away I'm living comfortably Inside this moral gray FUCK THAT! Snap out of it! Bring back the person that I know Destructive personality and work life balance doesn't flow I've got this mighty bone to pick I'm feeling nauseous, Stomach sick I've got to tone it down a bit Guess i've been freaking out a bit SIT STRAIGHT! Don't let it break your spine This boring life of mine has kept me Well at risk for a mental health decline JUST WAIT! I've got this mighty bone to pick I'm feeling nauseous, Stomach sick I've got to tone it down a bit Guess i've been freaking out a bit
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Been Sayin' 03:23
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I know watcha been sayin, Talk about everything Called out, pleading your case now Talk about everything I can't think about you Past the age that I knew 22 I know watcha been sayin, Talk about everything Called out, pleading your case now Talk about everything Called out, pleading your case now Talk about everything Called out (I know) Watcha been sayin Past the age that I knew I know watcha been sayin, Talk about everything (cold out) 22 I know watcha been sayin Talk about everything Now i see you in another light (called out) It isn't flattering, don't hit you right The walls are closing in to crush you down (talk about) So don't make a sound
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Urge To Bite 01:56
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Like Ash in the Evil Dead Killing Deadites And ripping off their heads Dead man in your bedroom Killin dudes who kill dudes Bigger than you Like Jason on the moon I would walk the planets To make it to you Dead man in the afternoon Killing dudes who kill dudes Bigger than you IN THE GOD YOU TRUST PRAY NOW IF YOU MUST CUZ I'm GONNA FIGHT YOUUUUUU!!! WARNING YOU TODAY MOVE THE HAND AWAY CUZ I'm GONNA BITE THROOOOUUUGH!!!!! IN THE GOD YOU TRUST PRAY NOW IF YOU MUST CUZ I'm GONNA FIGHT YOUUUUUU!!! I GOT THE URGE TO BITE YOUUUUU!!!!!! WARNING YOU TODAY MOVE THE HAND AWAY CUZ I'm GONNA BITE THROOOOUUUGH!!!!! I GOT THE URGE TO BITE YOUUUUUU!!!!! WARNIN YOU TODAY MOVE THE HAND AWAY CUZ I'M GONNA BITE THROOOOUUGGHHA!
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Tell Your Friends! 02:23
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Yeah! don't forget To tell your friends about me Don't forget To Tell your friends me Yeah! dont forget To tell your friends about me don't forget To tell your friends about me I'm sick of living to every paycheck I'm tired of living through constant rain checks Yeah! don't forget To tell your friends about me Don't forget To Tell your friends me Yeah! dont forget To tell your friends about me don't forget To tell your friends I'm sick of living to every paycheck I'm tired of living through constant rain checks Don't forget Tell your friends! Yeah don't forget To tell your friends Don't To tell your friends Don't forget

about

Throughout the last 3 years I have been the busiest and most fulfilled i've ever been. while also being the most sad and shut in i've ever become.

Travelling, playing music with friends, collaborating and doing compilations. These are the things that got me through this year and I thank every single person who listens to these songs. I got to play many of these live months before their recording. 3 failed attempts to record these songs as well. I just couldn't get it right until now.

Thank you John for your amazing work on My Darkest Hour and for being the best guitarist ever. Without you these songs would be so bad.

Thank you Addison, Steve, Alaina, Dalton and Gabe.
Perren, Broadleaf in Kentwood and everyone in Grand Rapids for the great hangouts, Dove for your couch and booking me!!! Seb, Jackson and Nathan of The George in Florida, William, Dom. for the best friendships ever, you keep me in check.

Thanks to Jacob Fowler and Beautiful Rat Records for everything!
Thanks to Ska Punk International!

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released May 1, 2023

all songs written and recorded by Dylan Perkins except on My Darkest Hour which has John Kramer on Lead guitar, Electric guitar, classical guitar and the sick ass solos

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